Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”
Dad: “close! try again!”
Dad: “So close! One more time!”
Son: “daft punk”
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist
i fucking knew it